Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.
Inej Ghafa, Six of Crows
Kaz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Inej: No, I said, “Kaz, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Inej,” and then you licked the swing set.
kaz:*flipping through mail* hey jesper you got somethingjesper:what does it say?kaz:*opens letter*kaz:kaz:that you're a little bitch
Inej:This is a bad idea.Kaz:You said that already.Inej:Well, it’s worth saying again.
kaz:okay, im going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on.jesper:I'm always straight.wylan:oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told