jesper:c'mon Kaz, just apologize to him already. you know how it is when someone hurts your feelings.kaz:Bold of you to assume I have feelings.
Kaz Brekker is honestly one of the most Iconic™ YA characters ever written
- Keeps his hair in an undercut because he needs to be Edgy (really Kaz come on)
- Dresses in suits to be extra and spite men with legitimate careers
- Is a control freak and doesn’t even try to deny it
- Breaks leg, leg doesn’t heal right, so what does he do???
- ACQUIRES A CUSTOM MADE BONE-BREAKING CANE WITH A CROWHEAD THAT HE CAN LOVINGLY REST HIS GLOVED HAND UPON.
- Practices magic and slight-of-hand therefore is a complete and utter nerd
- Would choose money over oxygen in a heartbeat
- Is obsessed with crows, has a crow imprinted on his skin, has his only friends imprint crows on their skin, trash talks crows, fondly refers to crows, who knows what he’ll do next
- Wears fancy hats to match the rest of his ironic suits (most likely tips his hat just to infuriate his lowly business partners)
- Tries to suppress his undying Love for a certain Inej Ghafa for so long and what happens???
- IT GROWS EVEN MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- Only keeps Wylan Van Eck around as bait for his father but eventually becomes his father nbd
- Is not amused by either Nina or Jesper
- nah jk he would die for them both
- Refers to Jesper as “Jes” after hearing his father call him that
- Also thinks of Jesper as his brother
it’s not just hc it’s definitely for real come on- Has this whole scowly-scheming-face goin on but for real when he smiles it is because he sees the girl he loves and his adopted sons tearing through a random Icelandic town in a tank coming to save him
- Wins in a terrifying brawl against multiple assailants despite many a broken bone and getting his head smashed probably more than once
- BUYS A SHIP FOR INEJ AND FINDS HER PARENTS FOR HER
- PROCEEDS TO ASK IF HIS TIE IS STRAIGHT BEFORE MEETING SAID PARENTS
- Spends 7+ years patiently plotting his vengeance and carries it out in a series of such ridiculously perfect events that the guy at the receiving end is done, blocked, cancelled,
- Gets a chance to heal his bad leg for good but turns it down
- Lowkey loves dogs
- Has a canon mega sweet tooth
- Spends two days trying to figure out what to say to his crush after she’s been injured and then proceeds to discuss money
- Is constantly discussing money tbh
- Probably encourages the rumors that he may or may not be an actual DEMON because he obviously isn’t protesting
- All in all this boy deserves a monument
